dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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