nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize