U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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