To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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