When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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