There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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