So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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