Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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