I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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