I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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