Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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