biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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