Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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