all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I don't want my vagina anymore.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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