So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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