You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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