he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We're too hungover to prance.
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