you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
