He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
