I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
jump out the window naked night went bad
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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