so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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