i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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