I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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