I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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