i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he fucked my hip out of place.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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