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• (425): View more from Washington

  ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.

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  High?

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  hahahahaha turkey breast

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!

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• (562): View more from California

  I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird

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  I mean I thought it sounded fun

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?

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