Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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