its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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