this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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