I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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