The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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