i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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