Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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