Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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