just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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