Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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