it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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