We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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