I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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