i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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