just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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