just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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