Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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