I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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