I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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