16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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