So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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