he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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