Kiss
Puke
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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