Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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