Where is the hickey?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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