Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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