just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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