he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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