I haven't been this sober since birth.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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