i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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