i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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