he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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