if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
