I think my vagina is haunted
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
we should paint friendship bongs
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