I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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